If My Body Were a Car!
This is just
Too funny - scary how true it is!!!
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus,
And it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it.
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
This is just
Too funny - scary how true it is!!!
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus,
And it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it.
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
My Computer
System One
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- OS
- Windows 8 - 64 bit
- Computer type
- Laptop
- System Manufacturer/Model
- Acer 7540-1284.(Special pkg made for HSN )
- CPU
- Processor:Intel- B960
- Memory
- 3GB Memory , 320 GH HDD
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics -ATI Radeon HD 4200 Graphics
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 17.3 HD+LED LCO
- Hard Drives
- M300 ( 2.0 GHz,1MB L2 Cache)
320 GH HHD
Up to 1407 MB HyperMemory
- Case
- Laptop 17.3" HD+ LED LCD
- Keyboard
- Full size keyboard plus number pad( 5 full rows of keys )
- Mouse
- Touch pad..( I have a portable mouse I use )
- Internet Speed
- I don't know
- Browser
- I E 10, Chrome
- Antivirus
- Avast
- Other Info
- DVD Super Multi DL drive
Acer Nplify 802.11 b/g/n
6 cell Li-ion battery
plus a lot more ...I do NOT need