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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
~Maureen Murphy

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
~Henny Youngman

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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
~Benjamin Disraeli

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Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
~Lichty and Wagner

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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
~Leonard Louis Levinson

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
 
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
~Karl Marx

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It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it.
~Robert E. Lee

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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
~George Bernard Shaw

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