The quote of the day

[A Guy]

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
~Maureen Murphy

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
~ Stewie Griffin
Family Guy

 

[A Guy]

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
~Henny Youngman

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
~ Charlie Chaplin

 

[A Guy]

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
~Benjamin Disraeli

A Guy

 

[A Guy]

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
~Lichty and Wagner

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

If a politician isn't doing it to his wife, then he's doing it to his country.
~ Amy Grant

 

[A Guy]

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
~Leonard Louis Levinson

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer

 

[A Guy]

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
~Arlo Guthrie

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
~ Dr. Seuss

 

[A Guy]

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
~ Josh Billings

 

[A Guy]

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
~Karl Marx

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

There was never a good war or a bad peace.
~ Benjamin Franklin

 

[A Guy]

It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it.
~Robert E. Lee

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind.
~ John F. Kennedy

 

[BunnyJ]

"Hope can be pretty damn contagious."

Eugene, Ore., July 2002
From: "The Hate-and-Pain Guy"
I Am Responsible: The Hand of AA

 

[A Guy]

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
~George Bernard Shaw

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
~ Oscar Wilde