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(UPS) Concerned with the wild popularity of the new Windows 8 Metro Interface, Apple computer announced today (April 1) that they are introducing OS 8.1 within the next few months. Built into non touch screen monitors, the new system will eliminate the keyboard and mouse as obsolete, relying instead on 3.5" floppy disks to input information.
The monitor will feature an IPhone camera, a solitaire game that actually works, a Start Button that will be easy to find (you push on it with your index finger), dual-booting so you can hang onto a system that actually works, and 8-bit technology that lets you play all those old games that don't work on Windows 8.
A built-in anti-virus system will shut down the system if anything happens, and experts predict that the price will be well within the budget of people who have to download free beta versions because they can't afford to buy new ones.
Apple dismissed reports that this is an April Fool's joke, pointing out that after Windows Vista, people don't think that ludicrous operating systems are funny.
The monitor will feature an IPhone camera, a solitaire game that actually works, a Start Button that will be easy to find (you push on it with your index finger), dual-booting so you can hang onto a system that actually works, and 8-bit technology that lets you play all those old games that don't work on Windows 8.
A built-in anti-virus system will shut down the system if anything happens, and experts predict that the price will be well within the budget of people who have to download free beta versions because they can't afford to buy new ones.
Apple dismissed reports that this is an April Fool's joke, pointing out that after Windows Vista, people don't think that ludicrous operating systems are funny.
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