Well, that didn't work either - it was promising, and yes, the system install was much cleaner and it is refreshing to have a Win install without any of the bloat (why can't they have this as default or at least optional?)
However, the fundamental problem remains - I cannot install update KB2919355, which is required for many things: Libre Office, Acrobate Reader for starters, but presumably due to the nature of the update it is key to running most things.
So, with the freshest of fresh installs (running very fast with the Win Blue install) I try to run Windows Update ... and it hangs ... and hangs ... and hangs ... continually searching for installed updates on the computer (I haven't installed any) and it just doesn't move along.
The same old steps and fixes, nothing is working to repair update, and even a complete WinUpdateFix script makes no difference. The Update Troubleshooter doesn't troubleshoot, and way beyond belief ... MS's own standalone WinUpdateInstaller (KB3138615) ... wait for it ... searching for updates before it can install ... it is still searching as I type, ninety minutes later.
And Microsoft's "help" is anything but ... the same old steps, the same old repairs, the same old system tools ... and the same old "default" response ... try refreshing/reinstalling Windows. I am on my ninth reinstall, it is not working.
I simply cannot go through this again, I was crying with frustration on Thursday ... why will Windows not just work? Why will update not simply update? Update is key to everything ... why can't they just create a "update broken/fix now" button ... that doesn't involve checking for updates? The "app/control" - just simply dowload/replace ... it can't be difficult.
In despair, and like so many before me, I have now finally decided to give up on Windows and switch to Linux. Win XP was perfect, it took a while to bed down properly, but it was the zenith of operating systems ... it did me well for fifteen years, and I loved it. And then they went and decided they had something "better."
So, thanks to those who tried to help across many different forums, I do appreciate it but ultimately the problem is with Microsoft and how they treat their customers. Windows was supposed to be easy, it was supposed to be good, but now it is neither. I will miss it, but my sanity is worth more than persisting with a broken relationship.
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