The quote of the day [2]

[A Guy]

The reverse side also has a reverse side
~Japanese Proverb

A Guy

 

[A Guy]

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
~Charles De Gaulle

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.

~ Mary Kay Ash

 

[A Guy]

Beware of no man more than yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us.
~G. K. Chesterton

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

A functioning police state needs no police.

~ William S. Burroughs

 

[A Guy]

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
~Jef Raskin

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

Nature is indifferent to the survival of the human species, including Americans.

~ Adlai Stevenson

 

[A Guy]

To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

A Guy

 

[A Guy]

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
~Rita Rudner

A Guy

 

[jds63]

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

 

[jds63]

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm. - George Carlin

 

[A Guy]

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
~Martin Luther King Jr.

A Guy

 

[jds63]

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
-- Robert Frost

 

[Chuck38]

"Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong."

-Charles M. Schulz

 

[A Guy]

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
~Will Rogers

A Guy

 

[HippsieGypsie]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Anonymous

 

[David Bailey]

War is hell.

Gen. Robert E. Lee

 

[A Guy]

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
~Ed Gardner

A Guy

 

[jds63]

Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress.

Bruce Barton

 

[David Bailey]

The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.
Ulysses S. Grant