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HOW Safe do you feel ?.... Remember this is the joke thread...
SAFE AT HOME AT LAST
I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner
and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.
The local police, AFP, ASIO, ASIS and SAS are all watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer.
SAFE AT HOME AT LAST
I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner
and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.
The local police, AFP, ASIO, ASIS and SAS are all watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer.
My Computer
System One
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- OS
- Windows 8 - 64 bit
- Computer type
- Laptop
- System Manufacturer/Model
- Acer 7540-1284.(Special pkg made for HSN )
- CPU
- Processor:Intel- B960
- Memory
- 3GB Memory , 320 GH HDD
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics -ATI Radeon HD 4200 Graphics
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 17.3 HD+LED LCO
- Hard Drives
- M300 ( 2.0 GHz,1MB L2 Cache)
320 GH HHD
Up to 1407 MB HyperMemory
- Case
- Laptop 17.3" HD+ LED LCD
- Keyboard
- Full size keyboard plus number pad( 5 full rows of keys )
- Mouse
- Touch pad..( I have a portable mouse I use )
- Internet Speed
- I don't know
- Browser
- I E 10, Chrome
- Antivirus
- Avast
- Other Info
- DVD Super Multi DL drive
Acer Nplify 802.11 b/g/n
6 cell Li-ion battery
plus a lot more ...I do NOT need