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makhan10

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jokes anybody

my car is bullet proof as long as bullet do not hit it
 

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RolandJS

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If you do not have time to make backups, from where will you get the time to reinstall everything and recreate all the data?
 

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frogbase

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I absolutely HATE online porn!

Every night I lay down in bed SHAKING MY FIST AT IT!!
 

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