Beware the Germans

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Okay I think this is funny. Doesn't fit into the other sections because it's not actually a request for help, just a screen shot of my Task Manager.

So one of the several pieces of software that I use on my Windows machine to create music is MAGIX Music Maker, and I believe they're based in Berlin. I didn't notice until recently that it was running a service in the background. But not just any ordinary service! I mean, can it have a longer name? It must mean serious business. :)

I love some of these German words. Perfect for spelling bees. (I have German lineage, so... ;))

German Process.png
 

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It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!
 

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It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

Heh. :)

"We understand Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate!"

"Mmm ... the land of chocolate ..." :drool:
 

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    Windows 8.1 Pro x64
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    Custom built/assembled myself
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    AMD FX-8350 Black Edition
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    ASUS M5A99FX PRO R2.0
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    16 GB Crucial Ballistix DDR3 1866
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    Gigabyte Radeon R9 280X Windforce
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    On-board audio
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    Dell UltraSharp U2713HM 27" LCD
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    2560 x 1440
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German is so much easier. We use one word where you need a half a dozen words. Like:

Lochkartenleseeinheitsabdeckungsschraube == screw for the cover of a punch card reader

And that is nothing. Try Finnish.
 

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Well, as long as I don't see something that says "ATM PIN sniffer redirection daemon" I'm happy. :)
 

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    Gigabyte Radeon R9 280X Windforce
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    On-board audio
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German is so much easier. We use one word where you need a half a dozen words. Like:

Lochkartenleseeinheitsabdeckungsschraube == screw for the cover of a punch card reader

And that is nothing. Try Finnish.

AAAh! German word formation- Like Lego for human speech!

While the German language has always been particularly willing to borrow from other languages to build its vocabulary, one of its glories is its ability to create new words by combining elements from within its own repertoire
source
 

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Being of German ancestry I find that kinda funny myself. :)
 

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