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A New Joke Thread


Dragon Drop

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We need some jokes around here. Computers can't survive without humor!

A young woman was stranded on the road at night in a rural neighborhood. She had to walk a long way to get home, so she wanted a place to sleep for the night. All she could find was one farmhouse, so she begged the farmer to let her spend the night there.

"Well," he said, "I'm willing to do it. But there's only one bed here, and we'll have to share it."

The woman was feeling horny and decided she'd like to have sex with him, so she said "That's OK with me."

They got into bed and then the farmer said "Look, we might as well just understand each other right now. It's up to you: Do you want to be my wife for the night, or just a guest?"

"I'll be your wife for the night," she giggled.

So the farmer got up and headed for the door.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"I'm going to sleep on the sofa," he replied. "You make me sick, you f***in' b*tch!"
 

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Dragon Drop

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C'mon, let's have some jokes here!

This is one of those old multi-ethnic jokes that were so popular years ago.

An Englishman, an American, a Frenchman, a German, and a Jew were attending an adult education class about animals. After they studied elephants, they were each supposed to write a paper about it.

So the Englishman wrote "Hunting Elephants in Africa".
The American wrote "How to Raise Elephants in Your Back Yard".
The Frenchman wrote "The Sex Life of Elephants".
The German wrote a 138-page paper called "A Brief Introduction to the Study of Elephants".
And the Jew wrote "The Elephant, a Symbol of Anti-Semitism".
 

My Computer

System One

  • OS
    64-bit Windows 8
    System Manufacturer/Model Number
    HP 23-D030