Where is select all on right click for word? Deperate!

Help, And I do know this is a Microsoft issue but they have no good answer, solution except CTRL A. So I'm desperate at this point. I have looked everywhere, tried every suggestion out there to modify the right click menu. Why is 'select all' gone from right click? Why can't it be added to the right click menu. I think its the context menu. Well I guess it could be called something else, not sure at this point since I've seen it called many things trying to look for an answer. I know I can use CTRL A, but my habit is right click. I like right click, I don't want to learn a new way. I like the old way. I have seen countless posts with users with the same issue. It's not that I'm unwilling to change I just like the right click.

So, please anyone can you help me modify it to include 'select all' on the right click menu? I tried an old fashioned wink but it converted it to a yellow smiley (sigh)

And found it in edit

Thanks!!!