I had the same problem a few weeks ago, and I started speaking Latin. The guy on the other side was really getting frustrated and after 15 minutes or so I couldn't help my self and broke out laughing. I cant remember when I had such a good time!
PS: After a good laugh, he hung up on me...
I've been using Classic Shell since windows eight was released, and have never looked back. It more closely gives you a windows native start up option then any thing out there, and the price can't be beat!
There are two files to this update. :)
Windows 8.1 Aug Update Released (KB2975719) - Microsoft (Windows) Discussion & Support - Neowin Forums
(KB2975719) available as optional update in Windows Update...
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