Borg 386

Associates degree in Comp Science. Comptia Security+, A+ & Network+ certified. Also certified insane, but that's another story...

Anime, Betting on the Cockroach Races, Penguin Bungee jumping competitions...etc....
Location
In a house with a crazy cat trying to kill me
OS
Win 7 32, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1 Pro
Name
Assimilation of new Imported Scotches
Computer type
PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model
It's a Dell, Dude.
CPU
Intel Caffinated Core Duo
Motherboard
Father is bored too.
Memory
4 GB
Graphics Card(s)
NVidia something-or-another
Monitor(s) Displays
24" HD TV/Monitor/Alternative Dimensional Viewing Portal
Screen Resolution
Fuzzy after a couple drinks
Hard Drives
2 or 3, depending on if it's a night they're arguing about having a "split personality crisis" because I partitioned the drive.
Occupation
The keeper of the last box of Freakies Breakfast C
Case
Don't get on my case....man
Cooling
Scotch on the rocks on the weekends..
Keyboard
Mad Catz Cyborg V7. Or maybe Cyborg Catz Are Mad At V7's??? I know it lights up...far out.
Mouse
currently being stalked by the cat...
Internet Speed
Never fast enough...
Browser
Defeated by Mario...wait...OH...BRowser...
Antivirus
Various
Country Flag
Germany
State/Region Flag
de bavaria

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“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.” ― Mitch Ratcliffe
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