Despite what everyone says,
I disagree that a desktop enviroment can't be made "touch friendly"

All it needs is:

1) a "long-press" to replace "right-click"
2) a "Graphical button grid" to replace the "text menu"

(think Android 4.0)

the "long-press" can be configured in options.
All I'm missing now is a third party software to replace the context menu...

Bumptop used to do this...but for the life of me..I can no longer get the none-watermarked version to install..
Are there any other similar 3d desktop overlays out there?
If not someone should make one. lol