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We need some jokes around here. Computers can't survive without humor!
A young woman was stranded on the road at night in a rural neighborhood. She had to walk a long way to get home, so she wanted a place to sleep for the night. All she could find was one farmhouse, so she begged the farmer to let her spend the night there.
"Well," he said, "I'm willing to do it. But there's only one bed here, and we'll have to share it."
The woman was feeling horny and decided she'd like to have sex with him, so she said "That's OK with me."
They got into bed and then the farmer said "Look, we might as well just understand each other right now. It's up to you: Do you want to be my wife for the night, or just a guest?"
"I'll be your wife for the night," she giggled.
So the farmer got up and headed for the door.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"I'm going to sleep on the sofa," he replied. "You make me sick, you f***in' b*tch!"
A young woman was stranded on the road at night in a rural neighborhood. She had to walk a long way to get home, so she wanted a place to sleep for the night. All she could find was one farmhouse, so she begged the farmer to let her spend the night there.
"Well," he said, "I'm willing to do it. But there's only one bed here, and we'll have to share it."
The woman was feeling horny and decided she'd like to have sex with him, so she said "That's OK with me."
They got into bed and then the farmer said "Look, we might as well just understand each other right now. It's up to you: Do you want to be my wife for the night, or just a guest?"
"I'll be your wife for the night," she giggled.
So the farmer got up and headed for the door.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"I'm going to sleep on the sofa," he replied. "You make me sick, you f***in' b*tch!"
My Computer
System One
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- OS
- 64-bit Windows 8
- System Manufacturer/Model
- HP 23-D030