Windows 8 and 8.1 Forums

Fake 'Microsoft' callers

  1. #21

    Posts : 5,707
    Windows 8.1 Pro

    Quote Originally Posted by z3r010 View Post
    I usually get one or two a day but I'd had two by 11am today.

    This is the way I normally deal with them (see attached wav).

      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  2. #22

    Posts : 231
    Windows 8.1 x64

    Rose Wilson!? Jenny Wilson from India!

    Zero : they're always trying to hit on you! hehehehe
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  3. #23

    Posts : 116
    xp , 7Pro, 8RP, Android phone, Tablet

    I got bored winding them up, leading them down blind alleys a couple of weeks ago.
    So I answered the phone "Surrey police IT support I will ....."
    That is as far as I got. Their phone hung up so quickly I couldn't even finish my sentence
    I have not had a call since, I think I am getting withdrawal systems.
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  4. #24

    Posts : 502
    Vanilla 8 Pro x64

    It's been ages since I've had one too. Sometimes you're just in the mood to play.
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  5. #25

    Sydney, AU
    Posts : 27
    Windows 8 Consumer Preview

    They ask you to press the Microsoft key, I say I have 4 computers and I'll turn them all on at the same time because I don't know what Operating Systems are on each one. The first one I say there is no start button just an Apple in the top right corner, the second I say there is an f in the top right corner, the third a circle. When I finally get to the Windows computer I say there is just an e with an i wrapped around it (Windows 8) and then they say press the key. I say which one the flag key. They say go to Event Viewer I count all the errors and warnings knowing full well that they aren't viruses or "infections" as they say. They then say go to the website and I say all the Internet browser errors I can think of. Then I finally go to the website and say can I pay now. Then when they say do you have a credit card. I say no and they get pissed off

    Or Method 2 I just say "what is a computer" and then I say "I don't have one of those" lol
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  6. #26

    I don't get those here in the USA but I still get amused by the lack of creativity in some of the spam e-mails I get:

    - I am a foreigner
    - The government is corrupt
    - I have milllions of dollars in a bank account
    - The money was meant for someone or belonged to someone (often a government official) who died in (pick one) (1) a car crash (2) a plane crash
    - There is nobody left to claim the money
    - All I need is for you to contact me and help me get the money into a US bank account
    - In return for your help I will give you a cut of the funds

      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  7. #27

    Posts : 51
    Windows 8 RP x64

    "We're giving away Samsung Galaxy 3 and we're giving you $100 so would you like one?" "That phone is crappy as your mother" "Sorry I guess you like iPhone we also have a same deal for iPhone 4S but we are giving you $120 because its outd.." "Oh iPhone is crappy just like your grandmother."Hungs up Note that I don't hate Samsung Galaxy or iPhone and I'm about to switch to Samsung Galaxy. I've been recieving that exact same call for 3 times and I got pissed off :P They never phoned me again.
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  8. #28

    Posts : 5,707
    Windows 8.1 Pro

    You should tell them that you want a Windows Phone, they probably don't even think that exists!
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

  9. #29

    My aunt was called by them and they told her that her PC had a virus... so she showed them... She ran out and bought a new PC and threw the "old" one out... Unbelievable...
      My System SpecsSystem Spec

Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123
Fake 'Microsoft' callers
Related Threads
Solved May Have Fake USB 3.0 in Drivers & Hardware
I just bought a USB 3.0 flash drive but it is running at USB 2.0 speeds. I have a M5A97 evo which has the blue USB 3.0 ports on it and the correct driver installed. Is there any way I can verify that my flash drive is USB 3.0? I have googled it and cant seem to find how I verify if I have a legit...
Solved Giving a fake key from Microsoft. in Windows Updates & Activation
I was giving a fake key from Microsoft employe. He had me do a full clean install of windows. When I finished I learned that the product key he gave me was being used on another computer. I contacted him again and he just sent me over to another employee. This employee told me they could not help...
Wikipedia App is a FAKE in Software and Apps
I installed it....and are you ready for this? It doesn't even do what the website does. Infact what I was hoping it was....WAS the website. Wtf is this news and pictures window??? Who cares about that garbage!??....there is no search function in it or anything. The Wikipedia I know allows you to...
Eight Forums Android App Eight Forums IOS App Follow us on Facebook