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  1. #11


    Posts : 20
    Windows 8 CP 64


    For the computer ones, what I do gives a far quicker response; I just inform them that I'm a programmer with 15 years experience, have built my own systems for over 20, etc, and they've usually hung up within .0625 seconds of the word 'programmer'. For most others, I confuse them by telling them that my phone shows them clearly calling from overseas when they've stated they are calling from Melbourne; the stuttering on the other end is hilarious as they try to convince me otherwise, and they never seem to cotton on that my phone has Caller ID.

    Yours however is far funnier and I will definitely be trying it.

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  2. #12


    Bay Area
    Posts : 21,840
    Windows 7 Home Premium x64


    This is still hard to beat...



    A Guy
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  3. #13


    I've just had a playful one
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  4. #14


    Posts : 199
    Windows 7 Home Premium SP1


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  5. #15


    cornwall,uk
    Posts : 157
    windows 7 /windows 8 Dev


    run box,
    note your breathing gets heavier when you sort out the beach date,you naughty boy.
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  6. #16


    Posts : 231
    Windows 8.1 x64


    What am I see? Well theres these two ladies.....
    The run box? Is that something you get after a bad curry?
    Oh there's some nice beaches in Goa
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  7. #17


    Tropical Island Pair a Dice
    Posts : 3,030
    Windows 8.1 Pro x64/ Windows 7 Ult x64




    At least she had a sense of humor near the end...
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  8. #18


    She just wanted a date...

    "Do you want to go to the beach with me?"
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  9. #19


    Another one just called.
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  10. #20


    Posts : 22,577
    64-bit Windows 10


    Priceless

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