Dear Microsoft,
I demand rounded windows that shine as if a light was in my room to give my computer's Desktop a feeling of being real when it's not. Everywhere. For I am supercilious, things need to look pretty, glassy, shiny and 3D; none of that 2 dimensional nonsense even though I don't own a 3D monitor. My devices have to use separate and totally unfamiliar interfaces because that's just proper that's what I grew up with and that should be the way it is. I have too much pride and it gets damaged by far too easily for me to go a learn something new without contempt in my brain of doing so. So if you think I'm smart enough to learn something and take advantage of it, think again there bub. I ain't going to be doing anything different thank you very much. I will die by my desk, my mouse, and my tower.