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    Quote Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
    Careful with the jokes about A Guy!

    A Guy
    Actually My best pal in Oxford U.K. who died a while ago was Nigel Guy he was a policeman for 25 years.

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    Talking of guys I was talking to a woman in the store the other day who had traveled everywhere....She said to me "Have you ever been abroad?" I said "No, I've always been a guy.
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    Lol! Got any dog jokes?.....I mean dog quotes?
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    Covington, La
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    Quote Originally Posted by HippsieGypsie View Post
    A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
    ~ Albert Einstein
    We could use a lot more of that on this forum.

    Jim
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  5. #445

    Couple of dog jokes.


    Quote Originally Posted by HippsieGypsie View Post
    Lol! Got any dog jokes?.....I mean dog quotes?
    One dog I would never own is a Labrador......."Have you ever noticed how many of their owners go blind.?"

    Paddy was walking down the road with his rottweiller under his arm...his mate says "Where are you going Pat?" He says I'm going to put my dog down....Is he sick says murphy.? No says Pat he's B****** heavy.

    At the Irish sheepdog trials 6 were found guilty. Paddy says to mick do you know it takes 4 sheep to knit a jumper
    Mick says to be honest Pat I didn't even know sheep could knit. I wont bore you I have hundreds........
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    "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift"
    -Steve Prefontaine
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    Bay Area
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    Windows 7 Home Premium x64


    Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
    ~Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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    Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
    ~ Will Rogers
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    Bay Area
    Posts : 21,838
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    People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
    ~W. Somerset Maugham

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    Apspirin


    "Nothing works faster than Aspirin, so take nothing" How come "A wise guy and a clever guy are opposites.?"

    iknownuffin70
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