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    The days of the digital watch are numbered.
    ~Tom Stoppard

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    I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
    ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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    If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.
    ~Vannevar Bush

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  4. #434

    Clairvoyants


    If clairvoyants were genuine you would not need to make an appointment, they would know you were coming.

    also: If sponges didn't grow in the ocean think how much deeper it would be.

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    Welcome to Eight Forums, iknownuffin70. Great quotes!

    Old age is no place for sissies.
    ~ Bette Davis
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    Welcome to Eight Forums iknownuffin70

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
    ~Noel Coward

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    A couple of funnies


    As kids we used to say "Go take a long walk on a short pier" and a couple more: "Anytime your passing, just keep going" and "anytime you feel like visiting,try and resist the urge"

    "Who knitted your face and dropped a stich" I stuck up for you yesterday this guy said he knew you and commented that you were not fit to sleep with pigs.I said yes you were.

    I saw a guy outside the hospital and he had 5 to 600 stitches over his head and face...he had a balaclarva (Ski mask) on.

    A guy with two wooden legs had the misfortune to have his house catch on fire....they saved his house but he burnt to the ground.


    Dont shoot the messenger
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    To get rid of your enemies, make friends out of them.
    -from this morning's homily
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    Careful with the jokes about A Guy!

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    Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

    Winston Churchill:
    Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
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