The PC has some good points:Turns out that 8.1. especially with Classic Shell, is pretty workable after all.It certainly launched stuff faster than my ten year old.
But I'm returning it for these reasons:
Because I can.The monitor sits way too high, too high for someone with trifocals.
The PCI slots don't accommodate full-sized cards.
It's quite cheesy compared to my ten year old.
... I'll wait until Win10 after all.