Ok, so I have a laptop, Asus, that runs 8.1 as its OS, I also have a PC I built which runs the same. Since I made my PC I use that and the Laptop kinda just sat there. Then I got a new roommate who didn't have a pc so I said he could use it sometimes.
But now he is constantly on it, just plays games on it and is currently "in between jobs". I want him to get off of the laptop all the time and actually get a job. I want to cripple the computer so that he thinks he broke it or did something so I can simply say ill try to fix it, and just say its broken so I dont have to take it out of storage. Its old so I will tell him its no big deal its broken.
In an attempt to cripple the laptop, I have already taken 1 of the RAM sticks out of the laptop (2, 4Gb) so its now only using 1 stick. This slowed it way down, but he persisted still. I then took the laptop keyboard off, unhooked the wires, and reattached it. My other roommate had a backup usb keyboard, so it didn't do anything to him really.
Is there anything else I could install and hid somewhere that would eat up cpu and RAM secretly or something similar that I could remove myself once he is annoyed by it and lets me try to "fix" it?
Edit: He is a big LOL, player, is there a way to have the laptop run some sort of batch file whenever he runs this that would hog up a huge amount of RAM and CPU?