Recent content by sammy52520

me too lol :D

A thief went into my house to look for money. I woke up, saw what he was doing, and searched with him.

lol good one- for post number 83 to complete the joke;) The old lady goes to the dentist the next day. she sits down,drops panties, and spreads legs. the dentist says,"I'm not a gynecologist." she says,"I know, I need my husbands teeth back." hehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLmYLw0WRI Love this song

“Did you know that your shoe size can tell you your age!” 1) Take your shoe size (no half sizes, round up) 2) Multiply by it 5 3) Add 50 4) Multiply by 20 5) Add 1014 6) Subtract the year you were born The first digit(s) are your shoe size and the last two...