I loaned my laptop to my sister for a couple days. I don't know if she went in and just randomly deleted parts of the registry or deliberately downloaded some kind of index of every virus ever or what, but it's been acting weird, and now I can't get into it.
When I got it back, I couldn't open anything though metro, I couldn't open any browser at all (even the exe wouldn't run) and typing google into a windows explorer address bar gave me an error saying it wasn't a recognised class.
Okay, weird...so I reboot. Enter bitlocker key, it boots. The screen is blue and it's... Gibberish. Total nonsense symbols and crap. I can't login. I can't shift restart. I don't have a disk. HALP!