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    Joke Thread


    Finally after a year of waiting I can be one of the few people who can start the joke thread.
    This thread is for posting jokes. Obviously LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fastboy42 View Post
    Finally after a year of waiting I can be one of the few people who can start the joke thread.
    This thread is for posting jokes. Obviously LOL
    The only jokes I know would get me banned, and I only just arrived, so I think I'll pass.
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    Orange Park, FL
    Posts : 26
    Windows 7 Build 7232 x64 (clean install)

    versions...


    The wise man, after opening Se7en doors and looking in, finally stated "Oh, I 8 one too!"...

    jugde me not, just a version word play...
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    all my jokes have been wasted on SF LOL
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    Scotland
    Posts : 192
    Windows 8.1 Pro x64

    Jokes thread


    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
    sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
    upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
    was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
    appeared that said: 'You got Male!
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    Quote Originally Posted by echrada View Post
    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
    sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
    upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
    was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
    appeared that said: 'You got Male!
    very good one to start the thread echrada :ROFLMAO:
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    England
    Posts : 194
    Windows 7 Profesional x86, Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard


    Quote Originally Posted by echrada View Post
    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
    sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
    upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
    was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
    appeared that said: 'You got Male!
    Superb!!

    Oli
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    California
    Posts : 1,714
    Windows 7 Home Premium S 64 bit


    This if for Oli!!!!
    A doctor in Duluth wanted to get
    off work and go hunting, so he
    approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

    'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns
    the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
    How was your day?'

    Ole told him that he took care of
    three patients. 'The first one had a
    headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

    'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
    asks the doctor.
    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
    MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about
    the third one?' asks the Doctor.

    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and
    a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,

    taking off everything including her panties and lies
    down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
    seen a man in over two years!!'

    'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
    J
    'I put drops in her eyes!!
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    England
    Posts : 194
    Windows 7 Profesional x86, Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard


    Quote Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
    This if for Oli!!!!
    A doctor in Duluth wanted to get
    off work and go hunting, so he
    approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

    'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns
    the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
    How was your day?'

    Ole told him that he took care of
    three patients. 'The first one had a
    headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

    'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
    asks the doctor.
    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
    MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about
    the third one?' asks the Doctor.

    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and
    a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,

    taking off everything including her panties and lies
    down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
    seen a man in over two years!!'

    'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
    J
    'I put drops in her eyes!!
    :ROFLMAO:

    That's the best joke I've heard in yonks!!

    Great job Dennis

    :thumbs:

    Oli
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    California
    Posts : 1,714
    Windows 7 Home Premium S 64 bit


    New eye chart put out by AARP
    Click image for larger version

    They are really getting cruel to us elderly's!
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