HOW Safe do you feel ?.... Remember this is the joke thread...
SAFE AT HOME AT LAST
I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner
and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.
The local police, AFP, ASIO, ASIS and SAS are all watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer.