Windows 8 taglines!

We're approaching the next release of Windows 8, and nearing the RTM. Microsoft's tagline of Windows 8 is "Windows Reimagined." Now, let us all have a go!

"Windows 8, the new Windows to your world."
"Windows 8, Start the Future."

What do you guys have?

Windows 8, Ascend to the cloud.

Coke Robot said:

"Windows Reimagined"

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"Windows Denigrated"

See what I did there?

"Windows 8, The Tile of Windows!!"

As Confucius once said, in an insclutable accent whele the rettel "L" is said as "R" and vice velsa :

When you tile of Windows, you tile of rife



I once had a colleague who pronounced "Ronaldo" as "Lonardo", and "Leonardo" as "Reonaldo".

Window for Dummies - that would probably be quite appealing.

There may already be a book of the same name.

"Windows Playskool" - "For children and old ladies (Sorry all you actual computer users, you'll have to do your work using plastic hammers now!)"

Well you asked

Windows 8 was NOT my idea.

Jim

When I had Windows, I used PuTTy. Now I have Metro, do I have to use Grout?

Widows 8: If it's good enough for Henry... (ok, that started as a typo and I ran with it, sorry)

Windows 8: Metro for the kids, Retro for the adults.

Windows 8: See, you can teach an old dog new tricks!

Windows 8, you can't turn it off even if you wanted too.

Thanks Alpha, you just triggered another one:

Windows 8: You Can't Touch This! (Dee de de de...)

Metro Magic

Metro's got you cornered.

Metro Matrix