Cold raw days when All I want to do is snuggle.
Ah, you remembered. Yes a roaring fire, with just a dash of rug burn.
Rug burn? .....................move the rug to a safer location....hehehee I better zip it or be banned for devilish thoughts.
Does Whisker burns or grass burns sound familiar? Please send cookies and milk to my cell.
Instant glue that sticks your fingers together. . . or worse.
Crazy glue on toilet seats...
Paying a toll fee for roads with potted holes in them
Not enough breeze to play the wind chimes.