As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can
~Julius Caesar

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My honour was not yielded, but conquered merely
~Cleopatra

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Reality is the #1 cause of insanity among those who are in contact with it
~Unknown

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Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll
~Keith Richards

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
~Steven Wright

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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.
~Jerry Seinfeld

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
~Rodney Dangerfield

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Reality is for those who lack imagination
~Anon

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"Reality is brought about by alcohol depletion."

-Yeti in Valley of Flowers

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep
~Navajo Proverb

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