"The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd.
The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before."

— Albert Einstein.

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
~Friedrich Nietzche

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I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious
~Thomas Jefferson

A Guy

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim
~Paula Poundstone

A Guy

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect
~Benny Hill

A Guy

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap
~Mitch Hedberg

A Guy

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set
~Mitch Hedberg

Common sense is not so common
~Voltaire

A Guy

Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself. - Chinese Proverb